(Day Three) Eight ways to win your heart.
Can make me laugh Family man Patient Conversationalist Smell good (hehe) Likes to joke around, but can be serious when needed Isn’t afraid to say embarrassing stuff around me :) Chinese (LOLLLL)
Girl: So is it gonna be me or her?
Boy: If you love me, you wouldn't make me choose
Girl: If you love me, there wouldn't even be an option.
i love these!
Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a...
(Day Two) Nine things about yourself.
I cannot eat spicy food. I am small. 5’0”. :D I can eat a lot for my size. My only favorite attribute on my face are my eyes. I love pink. I’m super clumsy. I love this weather. Please stay hot forever. <3 I just spent the last hour two uploading and tagging 300+ photos on FB. I love being Historian :P I need to pee at this very moment, but I am too lazy to do...
Sex can be summed up in four pokemon moves: harden, pound, sling shot, minimize.
Don’t you wish everything in this world is like a one-size-fits-all? How there is always gonna be a method that can solve all of your problems?
Why am I putting myself through this? Stupid..
JoJo ft. Travis Garland - When Does It Go Away?
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Goal: To be the cute, friendly, non-bitchy Jessica that everyone knew before.
How exactly bubbles burst
astoldbystefanie: click the pix to enlarge, this is so cool.
guys don't have feelings
boygirlconvos: girl: guys don’t have feelings guy: but i have feelings for you, doesn’t that count awwwwww alksdjfaklsjdg
(Day 1) Ten things you want to say to ten...
1. I’m glad we worked things out. I feel like we’re closer than we ever were before, and I’m really happy about that. 2. We’ve been so distant lately. I barely see you around anymore :( But I guess what I love about our relationship is that even after not talking for months, we can still pick up from where we left off right away. :) 3. I try so hard to be someone you can...
Miranda Kerr is so fucking hot.
Researchers found that people who can’t stop...
loufu: chiapet: yourmindblown: Researchers from York University quizzed students between the ages of 18 and 25 on how often they checked out Facebook. The students also took a psychological test that measured their level of narcissism. The York team found that the more a person clicked onto their own Facebook page, the higher they scored for narcissism. - [Mind Blown] well, fuck. ...
If ex’s can still be friend, either they’re still in love or they...
New 10 Day Challenge
Because the old one got too boring: Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. Day Eight: Three turn ons....
Zen Q - Something About Her Smile
Sam: just in the end love yourself
: love yourself
: learn to
: unconditional love
Jess: i'm working on it
: kinda hard sometimes
Sam: trust me
: when you realize what a wonderful person you are
: it be easy
: worst comes to worst
: just pop those pills
: please dont
I don't want to be that toy that you only come to...
(via ungiantshortie, babyletsjustbe)
Fong: tell him that he's full of failure and that he'll never succeed in life
Hom: "i hope you have a big penis."
: "because that is the only way you will get somewhere."
Fong: "it's hurt. like your face. please run against a wall hard enough to knock you unconscious...forever.."
Hom: "you can probably get a job as a scare crow."
: we're so bad D:
Fong: "don't worry. i'll tell them movie producers to hire you when they need an ugly"
: "and you, sir, are an ugly"
: "so ugly that you made ugly a noun"
Hom: he was wearing a trench coat yesterday....
Fong: PERV STATUS
Hom: I KNOW RIGHT
: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW RIGHT
The worst feelings in life:
deadasfriedchicken: samanthagiggles: Being told someone is better than you. Knowing that you’re being lied to. Letting yourself be beat down. Crying hard. Losing someone close. Watching yourself fade away. Falling apart because you’re alone. Not being good enough. Being told that she’s prettier. Being mad at someone because you’re mad at yourself. Falling out of love. Being used. ...
I want braces
That’s all. :( 我覺得我笑的時候一點兒都不好看.. Fuck.
I’m getting bitchier and bitchier by the day. I swear my bitchiness is almost permanent. Gotta tone it down.
"Have you ever wanted to blog about something, but...
Overthinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, turns...
obsessedwithlove: (via vicious-g)
Jeff: i wanna see you messed up so bad that you make out with random ppl
Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying/being...
Hmm.. I actually don’t feel comfortable answering this question. I do have a person in mind right now, but it’s something I’d want to keep to myself :P OH. But I do have a husband. His name is Lee Sungmin KEKEKEJALKSJDFLKASD <3
JF: what am i gonna do once you move out?
: i'm getting too dependent on you
: internets is amazing
JF: not enoughh :-(
JH: we'll make it work
: for now, i'm here
: and that's all we needa know
Alpine Inn in Daly City is offering free rooms for...
Day 19 - Nicknames you have; why do you have them
Brain is totally fried right now, so my memory is kindaaaa retarded. But anyway.. Jess - Because it’s short for Jessica? Breast - Karen’s nickname for me. Breast friendsss <3 Jessiepoo - Don’t remember how I got this nickname, but it’s cute and I love it :) JFong - Jessica Fong. Yay. Fatass - My brother loves me so much, he refers to me as fatass most of the time <3...
Day 18 - Plans/dreams/goals you have
I want to be a housewife :D I promise I’ll be the best housewife everrrr!
Random Ramblings.: Awesome Chinese Translation →
ungiantshortie: A friend of mine posted this on her Facebook a looonng while back, but I barely found it. Good stuff. :) “老外翻譯的三字經 (爆笑!) (A Foreigner’s Translation of the “Three Character Classic”) 人之初： At the beginning of life. 性本善： Sex is good. 性相近： Basically, all the sex are same. 習相遠： But it depends on…
JH: but just live the moment
: i mean, who knows what'll happen in the future
: that fear is something that could
: but at the same time, it's possible it may never occur
: don't anticipate any of the goods or bads
: if it feels right now, do it ...
: you'll look back in hindsight and you may think fuck, i shouldn't have done that. it was soo stupid, but the experience makes you
: think of your past...those relationships, whether boyfriend girlfriend or just a friend you made, there's been good and bad, but would you go back and take any of them away?
: you may wanna say yes...but any slight change would make you a different person
: and idk if that's a risk i wanna take
: because the jessica fong i know now is uber awesome
: you can't dwell in that fear forever....