February 2011
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imnotgoodatthat:
misterjess:
Meet a cute guy
He turns out to be boring as hell.
See a really hot guy with a really great sense of style.
Oh wait , he’s gay.
Meet a nice sweet cute lovable humble guy
He’s in love with some stuck up bitch.
So heres to you cupid.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
LOLL. WORD.
January 2011
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When you try to laugh and still look good...
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“Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl....”
– (via aeiohilikeu)
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I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman,
“If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.”
I began to think of all of the billions of intimate exchanges sent daily via fingers and screens, bouncing between satellites and servers. With all this texting,...
Anonymous asked: don't use jessica as an excuse. you know exactly who i'm talking about ;)
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Ladies, just hear me out on this. If he's treating...
phileho:
Deuces.
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Someone please be my Ashton Kutcher and buy me a bouquet of carrots for Valentine’s Day. LOLLL
Sometimes you have to be strong for yourself. You...
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when you see a hot guy on facebook..
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
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when guys are embarrassed, they have the cutest...
meowi:
strawberrytelle:
What’s the difference between cute, pretty, hot, sexy & beautiful?
Cute means that there is something alluring about the woman that puts her above others. This means you probably want to get to know her, and see what it is. This might just lead to a friendship, but could also lead to dating depending on the situation. It’s more or less a vague interest in a woman. If you...
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i don't know how people can laugh in photos and...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
This post has been featured on The Best of Tumblr Blog - Found on chelseawoosh:
they look like:
i look like:
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Did I reblog already? Meh, doesn’t matter. :P
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Big Lou ft. Bruno Mars - We Are Fighters
Finally...
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The worst type of crying.
yanilavigne:
Is when your lips start to shake and tears build up quickly and fall fast. You’re bent over or crouched trying to suck it in and not make any noise but it hurts too much to hold it in so you let out a yelp and a cry then comes the loss of breath which sucks because not only you’re crying out loud but you think you sound dumb for not breathing too. It’s just a mess.
My Vietnamese accent is on point right now, but I have no one to show it off to :(
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Anonymous asked: you two are cute together :3
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You don't go on Facebook for a week:
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Jealous and paranoid, yes.
amarisdoesit:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
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The annoying moment when I'm trying to study and I...
Story of my life?
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Stressed
… and it’s only the second week of school. Chinese 100XB is gonna be hella time consuming. Ugh.
On the other hand, Mommy told me my face slimmed down. Yay for slimming down.
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When trying to effortlessly swing your hair out of...
ambercathyjay:
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kekeke. funnay.
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I will be single for Valentine's Day 2011, without...
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My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my...
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Sometimes the only way to stop people from hurting...
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Erasers are for people who make errors. But I...